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Shoehorn in your SpleenMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after derivatives because you'll only end up with a shoehorn in your spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one April Fool's Day, I was gardening with my best friend Kantiana. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was transcendental and spooky sounds came from deep within. Kantiana saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
27He had 27 bones
in his left hand, all under a thick netting
of coral reef. He had 27 bones in his right hand too, each perfectly preserved.
Both hands held their breath
as he approached stage exit.
Hit every bar, tour every state.
A river runs interstate through Texas.
Small yellow lines jump straight through it.
Take the US-27 from Fort Wayne to Miami. A second doesn’t make it
to his destination.
Cobalt. Aluminum. A third was found dead, drowned in his pool,
an empty shot glass floating beside him.
Cobalt weighed down his shoulders. Alumi
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`ChewedKandi has certainly gone out of her way to keep the vector community on the right path. Always making sure that her talents are infinitely scalable, Sharon has put her bezier curves to excellent use, and firmly anchored herself as an inspirational leader. We're absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for June 2013 to `ChewedKandi. Congratulations, Sharon! Read More